I fully agree with this rebranding, as I already use ranch for everything.hman:
“The company hopes the topping and dip, called Hidden Valley for Everything, will be “as ubiquitous as ketchup on restaurant tables and in consumers’ kitchens,” says Mr. Balousek…
About 15% of ranch dressing is used on foods other than salad and vegetables, says Hidden Valley. The most popular are chicken, potatoes (including french fries), sandwiches, chips, and pizza, according to NPD…”
Everyone knows that “the new ketchup” is actually Sriracha and hummus mixed together.
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Don’t tell me what my new ketchup is, fuckers! My new ketchup will come to me when it comes to me. I think lately malt...
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This is already reality in Vermont, I swear. I’ve seen people drown their food in ranch and then drink what was left...
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Sriracha and ranch for this bitch over here
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YES!! I knew I wasn’t the only one.
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I hate ketchup so much and I don’t like salad dressing either
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FINALLYYYYYY
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I fully agree with this rebranding, as I already use ranch for everything.
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sriracha and honey sounds like something http://flamingogurl.tumblr.com/ would eat
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EMILY! SRIRACHA AND HUMMUS!
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But wait I love all those things.
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